Armadillo Owns Trigger Happy Imbecile

[Flounder]

This is literally the best news I have read all day

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33748027

[Laura N]

That "I accidentally shot my mother-in-law" story at the end does sound fishy, though.

[inklord]

More power to armadillos, (ninja-) turtles and the like. Martial artists know that directing an attack back at the attacker is the most efficient response! Good though, that the shooter suffered only minor injuries - maybe he's learned a lesson.

[Jon Szanto]

Good though, that the shooter suffered only minor injuries - maybe he's learned a lesson.

From my experience, people like this rarely learn. It would require a bit of intelligence and cognitive skills. I'm often surprised the human species has survived this long.

Bison attacks woman who was trying to take selfie with it in Yellowstone Park

[Crazyorange]

Are we the only country where the village idiot owns a gun?

[Jon Szanto]

Are we the only country where the village idiot owns a gun?

I doubt it, but probably the largest, and the one with the least excuse.