I saw this and laughed out loud:

[Chrissy]

As seen on Amazon.co.uk
A customer review for Tanqueray No.10 gin:
Title: Essential
"Wife loves this gin. It keeps her docile and easier to manage. God, I hope we don't run out."

:rofl:

[Paddler]

It appears that this guy doesn't plan to fall asleep again.

[Chrissy]

When I last looked 93 people had voted that it was helpful. :)

[SIR]

Real life reviews...