Reductionist Job Descriptions

[AzJon]

Now that I'm interning as a funeral director the answer is "We take dead people, put a big smile on their face, and put 'em in a box."

What, exactly, do you do?

That reminds me of how one of my dad's friends used to answer the phone. He'd pick up and either say, "Steve's mortuary, you stab 'em we slab 'em!" or "Steve's Crematorium, you kill 'em we grill 'em!"

Steve was an odd cat.