Pen humor/humour

[Fermata]

Just a quick post because I felt that I ought to go to the hospital and visiting times are in 30 minutes, I feel a bit guilty, well, a lot guilty actually.

I asked my boyfriend if he would rather have a night of passion or a new Montblanc.

His response was, 'is it a 146 or 149?

[FredRydr]

...I asked my boyfriend if he would rather have a night of passion or a new Montblanc. His reponse was, 'Do you mean a 146 or 149?

Oooooo! Payback is coming.

[SIR]

Do you mean a 146 or 149?

I'm sure there's some innuendo in there somewhere ;P