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    Default Re: Pen humor/humour

    Quote Originally Posted by Fermata View Post
    Do you mean a 146 or 149?
    I'm sure there's some innuendo in there somewhere ;P

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    Default Re: Pen humor/humour

    Buy a 50# bag of pea coal at the local feed/fuel store and crush up one pea!

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    Love it.Try turning that around in the male female sense of things.

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    Default Re: Pen humor/humour

    Quote Originally Posted by Fermata View Post
    I wanted a rubber bulb to flush out my pen, I couldnt remember the original purpose of the bulb, I knew it was to be bought at the pharmacists and thought it was for flushing your botty.

    I asked the pharmacist, 'Have you got a rubber bum pump'

    He said, 'Are you Bing Crosby?'
    It's been two months, and I'm still thinking on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FredRydr View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fermata View Post
    I wanted a rubber bulb to flush out my pen, I couldnt remember the original purpose of the bulb, I knew it was to be bought at the pharmacists and thought it was for flushing your botty.

    I asked the pharmacist, 'Have you got a rubber bum pump'

    He said, 'Are you Bing Crosby?'
    It's been two months, and I'm still thinking on it.
    Lyrics to Little Drummer Boy

    Come, they told me pa-rum pum pum pum
    Our newborn King to see, pa-rum pum pum pum
    Our finest gifts we bring pa-rum pum pum pum
    To lay before the King pa-rum pum pum pum
    Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum.

    They say that if a joke needs explaining then it wasnt worth telling, probably accurate in this case. This joke relies on the words rubber bum pump sounding like rum pum pum pum.
    Last edited by Fermata; February 10th, 2020 at 11:06 PM.

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    Default Re: Pen humor/humour

    I had a chance to play this same djembe (drum) part with Bryan Stokes Mitchell a few years ago, and the thread reminded me of this:

    "When Men differ in Opinion, both Sides ought equally to have the Advantage of being heard by the Publick;
    and that when Truth and Error have fair Play, the former is always an overmatch for the latter."

    ~ Benjamin Franklin

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    When I was younger I dated a stewardess from Helsinki. One day I dropped her off at work and she disappeared into Finn Air.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Z View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by penwash View Post
    "Due to the rampant occurrence of people sending me broken pens that they have tried to "restore", as a vintage fountain pen restorer, I am compelled to establish a new pricing structure for my services."



    I found this sign at an estate sale, now it's hanging above my workbench to give me a chuckle when I broke yet another damn pen in my restorations
    I need that at pen shows.
    Yeah, that an old one. It was posted in a car repair shop when I first noticed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fermata View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by FredRydr View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fermata View Post
    I wanted a rubber bulb to flush out my pen, I couldnt remember the original purpose of the bulb, I knew it was to be bought at the pharmacists and thought it was for flushing your botty.

    I asked the pharmacist, 'Have you got a rubber bum pump'

    He said, 'Are you Bing Crosby?'
    It's been two months, and I'm still thinking on it.
    Lyrics to Little Drummer Boy

    Come, they told me pa-rum pum pum pum
    Our newborn King to see, pa-rum pum pum pum
    Our finest gifts we bring pa-rum pum pum pum
    To lay before the King pa-rum pum pum pum
    Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum.

    They say that if a joke needs explaining then it wasnt worth telling, probably accurate in this case. This joke relies on the words rubber bum pump sounding like rum pum pum pum.
    And I thought I was the only one who didn't get it.
    Regards, Chrissy | My Blog: inkyfountainpens

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    Hark the Harelipped Angels Sing?
    "Nothing is enough for the man to whom enough is too little." -Epicurus-

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    That's Bill Griffith being taunted by Zippy.

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    Default Re: Pen humor/humour

    Quote Originally Posted by Fermata View Post
    I love it. I'm the grandfather who gave his two grandsons their first fountain pens.

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