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    I once saw a corporate clown stand up in front of an auditorium of electrical engineers and say, "We must leverage our synergies to maximize the margin on our deliverables." People turned and looked at each other with interobangs appearing over their heads.
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    I once saw a corporate clown stand up in front of an auditorium of electrical engineers and say, "We must leverage our synergies to maximize the margin on our deliverables." People turned and looked at each other with interrobangs appearing over their heads.
    This is the kind of stuff that sends me into paroxysms of rage. Language is a cultural construct, and as such may well be prone to adaptation and alteration. Having said that, ridiculous corporate-speak peppered with currently popular keywords is at best riding on others' coattails to be one of the "cool kids" and at worst an intentional obfuscation. It isn't effective (which should be a function of language, and especially of linguistic adaptations), it isn't Lean, and it is almost always perpetrated by someone who wants to sound smarter or more authoritative than they actually are. Dealing with students who write like that in their dissertations and research papers and trying to help them choose appropriate words (as opposed to simply picking something from Thesaurus.com) to find their own voice in academic writing is a rant for another time, however. I'll simply sign off with this pictorial commentary...
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    I once saw a corporate clown stand up in front of an auditorium of electrical engineers and say, "We must leverage our synergies to maximize the margin on our deliverables." People turned and looked at each other with interrobangs appearing over their heads.
    This is the kind of stuff that sends me into paroxysms of rage. ... ]
    Yikes. Since you value precision of language, I will assume that this is not hyperbole. But, really?



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    Yikes. Since you value precision of language, I will assume that this is not hyperbole. But, really?
    A musing: must language always be precise? Are there not manifest uses for the vague and the impassioned, words bent in the heat of the moment for color rather than clarity?
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    I once saw a corporate clown stand up in front of an auditorium of electrical engineers and say, "We must leverage our synergies to maximize the margin on our deliverables." People turned and looked at each other with interobangs appearing over their heads.
    Unless he's your boss simply write to him off as a non-entity.

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    Yikes. Since you value precision of language, I will assume that this is not hyperbole. But, really?
    A musing: must language always be precise? Are there not manifest uses for the vague and the impassioned, words bent in the heat of the moment for color rather than clarity?
    Or just for jargon. I mean, y'all, we are in a hobby that sentences like, "I really love a good gusher" or "Well, I don't want it too wet, but not to dry, either," can be said without blushing. Is there any real precision to describing sub-culture specific things?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon Szanto View Post
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    Yikes. Since you value precision of language, I will assume that this is not hyperbole. But, really?
    A musing: must language always be precise? Are there not manifest uses for the vague and the impassioned, words bent in the heat of the moment for color rather than clarity?
    Ask Dreck. I was responding to his strictures. I think language can do anything, be anything. I have no problem with these changes, and certainly no rage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TSherbs View Post
    Yikes. Since you value precision of language, I will assume that this is not hyperbole. But, really?

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    Note that I said effective, not precise. I do value precision and economy in language, but precision and effectiveness are not always the same. Language is, after all, as much art as science
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    I once saw a corporate clown stand up in front of an auditorium of electrical engineers and say, "We must leverage our synergies to maximize the margin on our deliverables." People turned and looked at each other with interobangs appearing over their heads.
    Unless he's your boss simply write to him off as a non-entity.
    I had one job, in one office, in the same building for 11 years. Three different companies owned the place. In that time, I had 26 bosses (at different times; I made a list). I regularly told those ejits to get twisted and ran 'em out of my office. I would say something like, "I am not going to wear a goddam necktie at your behest. If you want to fire me have at it; your six months are about up anyway. There is a customer in Effingham that needs help. Tell Julie to get me plane tickets, a rental car, and a hotel room. Now, un-ass my office; you are stinking up the place."

    You can get away with that if you are good at what you do.
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    Long long ago and in a land far far away I was sent to work in a location that was simply falling behind. I arrived on the scene and sure enough, everything and everyone was in full crisis mode. The knock on my office door with someone that had a crisis and absolutely needed help and a solution was pretty much non-stop.

    So I made a list. Someone shows up with a major panic I asked them to please sit down and explain. I wrote down everything they said and then said "Great, I have it and we will take this up on Thursday when we have the next Panic Meeting.

    The normal reaction was that it couldn't wait until Thursday and the world was about to end and ... I told them "Got it. I'll make a point to telling everyone how serious this is Thursday!"

    The first few Panic Meetings were loud but I always scheduled the meeting right before quitting time so they were also short. By the third meeting the world still had not ended and there were only a couple items on my list and everyone voted to not have Panic Meetings on a regular basis. By the end of the month productivity was back on track and life in the office was much nicer.

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    Yikes. Since you value precision of language, I will assume that this is not hyperbole. But, really?
    A musing: must language always be precise? Are there not manifest uses for the vague and the impassioned, words bent in the heat of the moment for color rather than clarity?
    Ask Dreck. I was responding to his strictures. I think language can do anything, be anything. I have no problem with these changes, and certainly no rage.
    You've obviously never been in a position requiring you to deal with higher-ups at work who burble endless, meaningless drivel, with your livelihood and the well-being of your family depending on your ability to understand and implement it. It's not something you'd be likely to enjoy.
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    It is not just the simple words used in communication.

    I asked my company accountant to do some new work, she wasnt familiar with the new task and I took time to explain what I wanted.

    It turned out that she made mistakes, when I saw the mistakes, she asked, why aren't you mad at me.

    'If I know that you dont know how to do something and I teach you and you still get it wrong, its not your mistake but mine because I havent used the write language to communicate how the task should be done'.

    If a boss wants to communicate in drivel and workspeak then they must accept the consequences of their employees failing to get the job done.

    And be thought a dick.

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