20 Questions

[Sailor Kenshin]

A stapler with rabies?

[FredRydr]

Is it a carbon based mineral?

2. No, but carbon was used to make most of it.

[FredRydr]

would one typically flee from it in abject terror?

3. Not really. You'd just step aside and watch it pass by. If you failed to do so, you'd be fertilizer.

[FredRydr]

A stapler with rabies?

Um...let me think about that.

Done thinkin'.

4. Nope.

[CrayonAngelss]

A jetplane

[FredRydr]

A jetplane

5. Nan!

[Sailor Kenshin]

Some form of vehicle?

[CrayonAngelss]

meteorite

[FredRydr]

Some form of vehicle?

6. Not on its own

[FredRydr]

meteorite

7. Nope.

[manoeuver]

a train car

[FredRydr]

a train car

8. Afraid not.

[Sailor Kenshin]

Does it have wheels?

[FredRydr]

Does it have wheels?

9. Yes, though old ones did not.

[CrayonAngelss]

Is it any type of aircraft?

[FredRydr]

Is it any type of aircraft?

10. Absolutely…not! The earliest have been around long before aircraft.

[CrayonAngelss]

Does it require a driver?

[Wile E Coyote]

An attorney on a velocipede?

[FredRydr]

Does it require a driver?

11. Yes, someone must direct it's path.

[FredRydr]

An attorney...?

12. No.

...on a velocipede?

13. And no.