Isn't it the most annoying thing....

[VerticalTwin]

"You may have to consider screw top wine bottles until this gets resolved".... Oh Please... gag me with a spoon!... I am now enjoying a fine Argentinian Malbec. I opened the sweet nectar with an original cork using this primitive system . Genuine Pulltap's Corkscrew... Mine is from Spain: s://www.ebay.com/itm/Pulltap -s-Corkscrew-Genuine-All-Colors-Available-/300749104718
You need to think the K.I.S.S. principal. Keep It Simple S.... (stupid or Smart guy),This one which almost every restaurant server uses around the world, present you and your dear loved ones or guests with a wine. The genuine Pulltap's Corkscrew. If you want to go more primative, may I suggest the Swiss Army Knife. This is for EMP and Megga Solar Flares. Don't let the little things bother you.
Cheers, enjoy your wine.
VT

[guyy]

Second the Swiss Army knife suggestion. Those rabbit style cork pullers are nifty but don’t last.