FREE SPAM!

[calamus]

Here's a free digital image of Spam!

[catbert]

I'd rather be spam-free.

[calamus]

They do make a low sodium, low fat version now. Probably tastes like plasticized shredded cardboard, though. But no spam at all? That wouldn't go over well in Hawaii.

Oh wait. You said YOU want to be spam-free. Ah, yes. I understand. Sorry.

[calamus]

[Niner]

My first thought upon seeing the topic was "Why is Spam in jail?"

Not really. But I claim that that's a funny line.

[Scrawler]

I suddenly feel like Spam fritters for breakfast.

[EdHall]

Why did the low sodium, low-fat version of spam decide to go on a diet?

Because it heard that cutting out the spam entirely might leave you feeling a bit too "pharmacy chic" with a side of Abacavir & Lamivudina!
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Alex Heyy
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