In Partibus Infidelium

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Or maybe News of the Weird. This will be a running account of gaffes, malapopisms, misapprehensions, delusions, and conspiracy theories among the troglodytes.

This is a beaut:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1491525010997096449

Marjorie Taylor Greene emerged from her cave to denounce Nancy Pelosi and her Gazpacho (!) police, as part of a vast conspiracy to spy on patriots who are doing patriotic things like storming the US Capitol. Wowser!

Two conclusions: she managed to sleep through World History and has never read a menu at a Spanish restaurant.