Coaches praying on field of competition

[Chip]

As my old Da used to say, I reckon you're farting about six inches higher than your arse.

[Chip]

—Liana Finck

[Chuck Naill]

As my old Da used to say, I reckon you're farting about six inches higher than your arse.

Colostomy/Stoma gas I suspect.

[Chip]

You really are a dolt.

[TFarnon]

Ex.act.ly. The play isn't stopped except for players who are bleeding a lot. Not just a little--a lot. Otherwise the medics run out there and haul the injured off if that's what's needed, with play swirling around them on the field.

[Niner]

If he's praying after the game (for forgiveness?) I won't stand in his way.

Let him sacrifice black chickens or whatever his so-called religion dictates.

Why is his religion merely so-called?

[Chip]

He calls it religion.

I call it delusion.

[Niner]

Does a Muslim coach have the right to kill a goat on the 50 yard line for Bakhri Eid?

Hmmmm. . .

False equivalency, as the coach wasn't preforming baptisms or laying on hands. One might reasonably ask "Does a Moslem coach have the right to similarly pray." But perhaps you posted facetiously.

[Chip]

Given the recent scandals involving coaches, Larry Nassar et al., we could start a thread about Coaches Preying. . .

[Niner]

I do appreciate a pithy pun done well.

[Chip]

I do appreciate a pithy pun done well.

Oscar Wilde once boasted that he could make a pun on any subject.

Someone called out "The Queen!"

"Ah," replied Wilde, "but the Queen is not a subject."

[Niner]

Hilarious.