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    Default FREE SPAM!

    Here's a free digital image of Spam!

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    Default Re: FREE SPAM!

    I'd rather be spam-free.

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    Default Re: FREE SPAM!

    They do make a low sodium, low fat version now. Probably tastes like plasticized shredded cardboard, though. But no spam at all? That wouldn't go over well in Hawaii.

    Oh wait. You said YOU want to be spam-free. Ah, yes. I understand. Sorry.
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    Quid rides? Mutato nomine de te fabula narratur. — Horace
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    Default Re: FREE SPAM!

    My first thought upon seeing the topic was "Why is Spam in jail?"

    Not really. But I claim that that's a funny line.

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    Default Re: FREE SPAM!

    I suddenly feel like Spam fritters for breakfast.

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    Default Re: FREE SPAM!

    Why did the low sodium, low-fat version of spam decide to go on a diet?

    Because it heard that cutting out the spam entirely might leave you feeling a bit too "pharmacy chic" with a side of Abacavir & Lamivudina!
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