Voicemail Greeting
Hello. If you’ve received this message during regular business hours, we’re on the line with another telemarketer.
Your call is very important to us. At the sound of the dial tone, please leave your full name, date of birth,
social security number, mother’s maiden name, a major credit card number, your billing address, the card’s
expiration date, and its three-number security code. Thank you, and have a nice day!
Quid rides? Mutato nomine de te fabula narratur. — Horace
(What are you laughing at? Just change the name and the joke’s on you.)
Re: Voicemail Greeting
I'm going to bump this, to skip past the spam.
Quid rides? Mutato nomine de te fabula narratur. — Horace
(What are you laughing at? Just change the name and the joke’s on you.)
Re: Voicemail Greeting
That is a darn good idea. Thanks.
Regards, Chrissy
calamus (September 20th, 2023)
Re: Voicemail Greeting
You are ever so welcome!
Quid rides? Mutato nomine de te fabula narratur. — Horace
(What are you laughing at? Just change the name and the joke’s on you.)
Re: Voicemail Greeting
Didn't you call last week?
Typos courtesy of Samsung Auto-Incorrect™
M: I came here for a good argument.
A: No you didn't; no, you came here for an argument.
M: An argument isn't just contradiction.
A: It can be.
M: No it can't. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
A: No it isn't.
M: Yes it is! It's not just contradiction.
A: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
M: Yes, but that's not just saying 'No it isn't.'
A: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!
Re: Voicemail Greeting
International?
Regards, Chrissy
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