The LOL @ Spam Thread

[dneal]

Ron had a pretty good idea.

I move that when we see a new post, that we fill the thread with dumb jokes, memes, cat photos. After all, wasn't the original post a joke?

Only problem is that when our spammer throws a spam-trum, there are too many. Seems like it would just be easier to bump this thread and have a chuckle (or even a groan).

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[dneal]

Here's one for the Trekkies.

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[dneal]

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux get a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bag six of them. As the two Cajuns start loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot says, "The plane can only take four of those."

The two Cajuns object strongly. "Last year we shot six and the pilot let us put them all on board; he had the same plane as yours!"

Reluctantly, the pilot gives in and all six are loaded. However, even with full power, the little plane can't handle the load and down it goes and crashes in the middle of nowhere.

A few moments later, climbing out of the wreckage, Boudreaux asks Thibodeaux, "Any idea where we are?"

"I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year," says Thibodeaux.

[dneal]

[Farmboy]

“No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you are thinking!”

[dneal]

My doctor was having trouble writing notes in my chart.

He kept scribbling, frowning, shaking the pen.

I said "Hey, doc! That's not a pen, it's a thermometer!"

He shouted "My God! Do you know what this means?"

"Dear God, what?"

"Some a-hole's got my fountain pen!"

[Dougc]

My doctor was having trouble writing notes in my chart.

He kept scribbling, frowning, shaking the pen.

I said "Hey, doc! That's not a pen, it's a thermometer!"

He shouted "My God! Do you know what this means?"

"Dear God, what?"

"Some a-hole's got my fountain pen!"

He'll be here all week. Bada boom.

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[Niner]

WWII joke:

Two Germans walked into a BAR.

[dneal]

My doctor was having trouble writing notes in my chart.

He kept scribbling, frowning, shaking the pen.

I said "Hey, doc! That's not a pen, it's a thermometer!"

He shouted "My God! Do you know what this means?"

"Dear God, what?"

"Some a-hole's got my fountain pen!"

He'll be here all week. Bada boom.

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Try the veal.

[Farmboy]

"Hell no you can't touch it. You already broke yours off."

[Brilliant Bill]

Clower? Seriously?

[dneal]

Did you miss the part about “dumb jokes”? Or is Jerry too highbrow for Jersey?

[~JJ]

Clower? Seriously?

Son, you fishin' on thin ice there.

[calamus]

[dneal]

[dneal]

LOL @ Spam.

[dneal]

Somebody has been busy. Looks like this needs a bump.

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[dneal]

The spammer has redoubled their efforts. I suppose I will too.

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[calamus]

Two guys are out hunting when one of them suddenly clutches his chest, turns white as a ghost, and falls to the ground. As he’s lying there motionless, the other guy calls 911 and says that he’s out in the woods and his buddy is dead, and what should he do. The 911 operator says, “First of all, make sure that he’s dead.” The guy says, “Okay,” and a second later a shot rings out. Then he says, “Okay, he’s dead. Now what?”

[Niner]

I hope this post will restore this thread to a bit more sophisticated mileau.

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