favorite movie quotes?

[halcapps]

I am a vulgar man.

But I assure you, my music is not.

[85AKbN]

i didn't tell you that noel and i broke up.

who?

noel. you know the girl i've been living with the past two years. she moved out. we broke up.

oh.

maybe i should have asked her to get married. i don't know. i just, i just never felt sure, you know what i mean? how are you suppose to know when you're sure? were you sure?

huh?

how did you and mom end up getting married?

oh she wanted to.

and you didn't?

ah i figured what the hell.

were you ever sorry you married her?

all the time. could have been worse.

well you must have been in love. at least at first.

never came up.

did you ever talk about having kids? how many you wanted and stuff like that?

nope.

then why did you have us?

because i liked to screw. and you mother is a catholic. so you figure it out.

so you and mom never actually talked about whether you wanted kids or not?

well i figured if we kept on screwing we'd end up with a couple of you.

did you ever think about leaving her?

well i'd just end up with somebody else who'd give me shit all the time.

yeah you would. yeah. i'd say she's put up with your drinking all these years.

i don't drink that much.

you're an alcoholic.

bullshit.

well what do you mean bullshit? i knew you had a problem when i was eight. i used to watch you hide your booze in the garage.

yeah you stole it too. i figured it was you. you cost me a lot of money.

yeah i poured it out. because i was sick of seeing you drunk all the time.

i figured it was you. you'd never catch your brother sneaking around like that. i served my country. i pay my taxes. and i got a right to do whatever the goddamn hell i want.

so i guess you do drink.

a little bit.

a lot.

all right. so i drink a lot. goddamn it so what? you do what you want to do and so do i. you'd drink too if you were married to your mother. and it ain't your job to tell me what to do you little cocksucker.

[Frank]

-A man's got to know his limitations....

-You sold out America!

[85AKbN]

give me the whip.

throw me the idol.

[Freddie]

......Don't wait up for me.
......You know..for a man of peace you devote a great deal of time to the battle of the sexes.
......It's merely the study of the human figure.
......Has it occurred to you......


......Fred......

[85AKbN]

life moves pretty fast. if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

[ethernautrix]

Anyone? Anyone?

[pengeezer]

Anyone? Anyone?

Where was that one from?


John

[ethernautrix]

Anyone? Anyone?

Where was that one from?


John

The same as the one quoted from it above. Hint: It was the economics teacher speaking.

[85AKbN]

does anyone know what vice president bush called this in 1980? anyone? something doo economics?

[pengeezer]

Anyone? Anyone?

Where was that one from?


John

The same as the one quoted from it above. Hint: It was the economics teacher speaking.

Sounds like a movie I may not have seen,like Good Will Hunting or Carpe Diem.......


John

[ethernautrix]

Anyone? Anyone?

Where was that one from?


John

The same as the one quoted from it above. Hint: It was the economics teacher speaking.

Sounds like a movie I may not have seen,like Good Will Hunting or Carpe Diem.......


John

It's the one where a popular high school student and two friends play hooky from school.

There's a scene featuring a St. Patrick's Day parade.

[pengeezer]

Anyone? Anyone?

Where was that one from?


John

The same as the one quoted from it above. Hint: It was the economics teacher speaking.

Sounds like a movie I may not have seen,like Good Will Hunting or Carpe Diem.......


John

It's the one where a popular high school student and two friends play hooky from school.

There's a scene featuring a St. Patrick's Day parade.

Ah,yes...........would it be "Bueller.....Bueller?"

(Never saw the movie........but have heard Ben Stein speaking those words.....)


John

[Faustine]

Don't open the door! Is there air!? YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

[85AKbN]

now just behave yourself and nobody'll get hurt. this is duke mantee, the world famous killer, and he's hungry.

[85AKbN]

who the hell's rock hudson anyway?

he's an actor dumbass. you ever seen, north by northwest?

[Tracy Lee]

Don't open the door! Is there air!? YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

Galaxy Quest???

[85AKbN]

Don't open the door! Is there air!? YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

Galaxy Quest???

yup. sam rockwell's character.

[85AKbN]

no one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. it's not that hard: na-ghee-na-na-jar. nagheenanajar.

yeah well at least your name isn't michael boulton.

you know there's nothing wrong with that name.

there was nothing wrong with it, until i was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning grammys.

hmm well why don't you change your name to mike instead of michael?

no way. why should i change. he's the one who sucks.

[85AKbN]

milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage b. we have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. so if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, ok?

excuse me, i believe you have my stapler.