favorite movie quotes?

[85AKbN]

carmine, i want the one that carmine gave me, carmine, carmine, why don't you just marry carmine, get a little gold microwave and put it on a chain around your neck - you wanna be more like carmine why don't you build something like he does instead of all your empty deals it's just like your f***k'n science oven, you know that i read it takes all of the nutrition out of our food - empty, just like your deals, empty, empty.

[Tsuki yo]

Gozer the Gozerian, as a duly appointed representative of the city, county, and state of New York, I hereby order you to cease and desist all paranormal activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or the nearest convenient parallel dimension.

[Freddie]

...Where ya goin'..General?
...Berlin..I'm going to personally shoot that paper hangin' sonofabitch.
...Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying
for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die
for his country.
...We're not just going to shoot the bastards..we're going to cut out their
living guts and use them to grease the treads on our tanks.
...The bilious bastards who wrote stuff about individuality for the Saturday
Evening Post don't know anything more about real battle than they do about
fornicating.


...Fred

[Wile E Coyote]

It is possible that the two yutes...
...Ah, the two what? Uh... uh, what was that word?
Uh... what word?
Two what?
What?
Uh... did you say 'yutes'?
Yeah, two yutes.
What is a yute?
Oh, excuse me, your honor... Two YOUTHS.

[Lady Onogaro]

"I thought you wuz dead."

[kaisnowbird]

"I thought you wuz dead."

Russell from 'Up'?

[Newjelan]

"Nobody puts baby in the corner."

[79spitfire]

"Have fun storming the castle"

"What I wouldn't give for a Holocaust Cloak!"

"As you wish....."

[85AKbN]

do you really think the neurological effects of coffee are similar to that of cocaine?

that's what i read somewhere.

[jay.is.here]

Jenny Curran: I wish I could've been there with you.
Forrest Gump: You were

[kaisnowbird]

Jenny Curran: I wish I could've been there with you.
Forrest Gump: You were

... Love that moment...

[85AKbN]

you know, i counted the floors to this building from the street.

and?

there's one missing.

we'll look into it.

[85AKbN]

I know that I'm not smarter than you.

Then how did you catch me?

You had disadvantages.

What disadvantages?

You're insane.