"How do you write women so well?"
"I think of a man and take away reason and accountability"
"How do you write women so well?"
"I think of a man and take away reason and accountability"
85AKbN (December 31st, 2013)
drink up. let's boo boo.
boo boo? what's that?
you remember let's boo boo. you know, from mr. shephard's classroom, it said on the wall exit, pursued by a bear, you know, from that shakespeare play?
a winter's tale.
yeah, what's it called?
a winter's tale.
that’s it. and if we needed to make a quick getaway, we’d say exit, pursued by a bear. and then, it was: exit, pursued by yogi bear. and then, it was just: let’s yogi and boo-boo. and then: let’s boo-boo.
so you're saying we should go?
yeah. shitty here, isn't it?
kaisnowbird (January 1st, 2014)
"You are messing with my zen thing, man!"
Tron: Legacy
I was completely satisfied with pens I already had for years, and had not bought any pens for years. But I got four since I discovered FPGeeks this year....
"Don't underestimate the power of the force."
"I have a bad feeling about this." (appears in the Star Wars franchise and Jack the Giant Slayer. Who says it in JTGS? Ewan McGregorr, who else?)
Fountain Pen Sith Lord | Daakusaido | Everything in one spot
you know what i just watched?
me pulling a can off some moron's fist.
return of the jedi.
didn't you hear me? caitlin is really getting married.
which did you like better? jedi or the empire strikes back?
empire
blasphemy.
empire had the better ending. i mean, luke gets his hand cut off, finds out vader's his father, han gets frozen and taken away by boba fett. it ends on such a down note. i mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. all jedi had was a bunch of muppets.
Not really famous quotes, but I enjoyed these films;
1. "Already read 'em."
2. "You, big shoulders. Young one, he who follows."
3. "Raise the hammer... and... strike!" (Not too famous a film, but brilliant, I think)
4. "Back off, lawman."
5. "I demand to have some booze!"
6. "And Frank?"..... "Frank sent us."
7. "Oh, God... Oh, Jesus Christ!"
8. "What is in room 237?"
And last, but not least...
9. "You just made me have a bowel movement in my britches, Garrett. I ain't gonna never forgive you for this."
ANSWERS;
Spoiler:
Mark
85AKbN (December 31st, 2013)
"America is not a nation, it's a business."
"I was raised by two lesbians? Come on, Mick. Fuck a duck!"
Sorry but it was really amusing as was "Dogs Barking can't fly without umbrella..."
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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Tracy Lee (January 1st, 2014)
"Snakes -- why did it have to be snakes...."
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"I'll bet you anything you like that half an hour after they have met, they will be calling each other sister."
"Women only do that when they have called each other a lot of other things first."
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You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow.
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Was you ever bit by a dead bee?
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Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have knives! It's 1183 and we're barbarians!
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"No one ever thinks of crown and mentions Geoff, why is that?"
"Isn't being chancellor power enough?"
"It's not the power I feel deprived of; it's the mention I miss."
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"I thought I'd come and gloat a little."
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Ruth Morrisson aka inkstainedruth
85AKbN (December 31st, 2013)
"What we have here is a failure to communicate"
"Rosebud"
"Give me paw"
"Woman...woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you gotta believe, she stole my heart and my cat"
"Youre gonna need a bigger boat"
Jaws
he beat you with nothing. just like today when kept coming back at me. with nothing.what we've got here is failure to communicate.
yeah well..., sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand.
"Par example: though two rights might make a wrong, a rolling butt gathers no moss."
- from a TV series.
Kai
"Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished." -- Lao Tzu
85AKbN (January 1st, 2014)
Die Hard: "Yippee ki-yay, motherf*****!"
Fried Green Tomatoes:
"Secret's in the sauce."
"Oh it don't make no kind of sense. Big ol' ox like Grady won't sit next to a colored child. But he eats eggs - shot right outta chicken's a**!"
Pulp Fiction:
Esmeralda: What is your name?
Butch: Butch.
Esmeralda: What does it mean?
Butch: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean sh**.
Kelly's Heroes:
Oddball: A Sherman can give you a very nice... edge.
G.I. Jane:
Sgt. Cortez: You know O'Neil, I like you better when you drink!
Lt. Jordan O'Neil: You know Cortez, I like you better when I drink!
Blues Brothers:
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
"Are you gonna eat your cornbread?"
David
nobody can hold out indefinitely.
ah, is that so?
everybody has a limit. i spent some time in interrogation. once.
they make it hard on you?
they don't make it easy. yeah. it was unpleasant. i held out as long as i could. all the stuff they tried. you just can't hold out forever. impossible.
how did they finally get you?
they gave me a grasshopper.
what's a grasshopper?
let's see, two parts gin, one part brandy, one part creme de menthe...
they announced it.
they announced it?
yeah.
so?
three cent stamp.
your mallard?
yeah.
oh that's terrific.
it's just a three cent stamp.
it's terrific.
hautman's blue winged teal got the 29 cent stamp. people don't much use the three cent.
oh for pete's sake. of course they do. whenever they raise the postage people need the little stamps.
"Now, I'm going to turn you over to our demon press agent, Libby. Don't let him frighten you. He has a heart of gold... only harder."
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