favorite movie quotes?

[85AKbN]

nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot.

[pengeezer]

Who brings a knife to a gun fight?--Indiana Jones


John

[85AKbN]

guns or knives?

neither?

pick.

i don't want to shoot you harvey.

anything you say butch.

maybe there's a way to make a profit in this. bet on logan.

i would, but who'd bet on you?

sundance, when we're done and he's dead you're welcome to stay.

listen, i don't mean to be a sore loser, but when it's done, and i'm dead, kill him.

love to.

no no. not yet. not until me and harvey get the rules straightened out.

rules? in a knife fight? no rules.

well if there ain't going to be rules, let's get the fight started. someone count 1 2 3 go.

1 2 3 go.

i was really rooting for you butch.

well thank you flatnose. that's what sustained me in my time of trouble.

[85AKbN]

i got scarface. on repeat. scarface on repeat. constant, y'all.

james franco, spring breakers

[Kaputnik]

"I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham."

[writingrav]

Who brings a knife to a gun fight?--Indiana Jones


John

This was either actually or also a line in the Untouchables.

[pengeezer]

Who brings a knife to a gun fight?--Indiana Jones


John

This was either actually or also a line in the Untouchables.

You're right..........I believe Sean Connery's character said it to
the others before action took place.


John

[Steph]

Indigo: Who are you?

Man in Black: No one of consequence.

Inigo: I must know.

Man in Black: Get used to disappointment.

And...

Vizzini: He didn't fall? Inconceivable!

Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

And of course...

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[mhosea]

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"Stop saying that!"

[Freddie]

Greasewood City Judge: Are you trying to show contempt for this court?

Flower Belle Lee: No..I'm doin' my best to hide it....

Fred

[kaisnowbird]

He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!

Freeze ray!

and of course

Lipstick taser!

[85AKbN]

they're probably watching me. well, let them. let them see what kind of a person i am. i'm not going to swat that fly. i hope they are watching. they'll see. they'll see. and they'll know. and they'll say why, she wouldn't even harm a fly.

[kaisnowbird]

All from the same movie:

- Why are you trying to kill me?
- Look, why would I be trying to kill you?
- Because last time we met, I tried to kill you.
- That was a long time ago.
- Some people hold on to things like that.

- I miss the old days. I haven't killed anyone in years.
- That's sad.

- People get shot all the time.
- No they don't. They get... paper cuts.
- I mostly get shot.

[kaisnowbird]

"I love it here. I love the baking, I love the flower arranging. I like the routine.
Well, I do get a bit restless sometimes. I take the odd contract on the side. I just can't stop."

- We gotta get rid of this broad. I know a great place up the road. Lots of alligators.
- We're not getting rid of the broad. I like her.
- What's the angle?

And my favourite:

"You smell like Washington."

[85AKbN]

what business is it of yours where i'm from, friendo?

[Artslut]

Who can get this one...

"Here.... Hare.....here."

And from the same movie..

"This is a camberwell carrot. It is called a caberwell carrot because it looks like a carrot and it comes from camberwell."

Priceless!

[Jon Szanto]

The above quote is whatever Bill Murray whispered into Scarlett Johansson's ear.

[85AKbN]

why do you have flames on your laptop?

it's a gaming laptop. it's really fast.

[kaisnowbird]

What if he was obese?
Obese?
I watched this documentary that says a lot of Americans are huge. What if that happened to him?
What... erh... what makes you think he'd be obese?
Because the size of the portions.

[85AKbN]

What if he was obese?
Obese?
I watched this documentary that says a lot of Americans are huge. What if that happened to him?
What... erh... what makes you think he'd be obese?
Because the size of the portions.

loved that movie.