You know you're a grown up when...

[Annie]

You know you're a grown up when you can sit and read incoherent batshit crazy lies and bullshit about you and your response is to (in no particular order)

Laugh so hard you think you might pee in your knickers.
Write a long letter to the mate who told you about it using a very nice Pelikan and some Pelikan Mandarin ink (thanks Rui) because you know the words 'she's a mad bitch, so she can go fuck herself with the pointy end of a Lamy Safari' look pretty in such a lovely ink.
You resisted the temptation to fire off a letter to the site admin because it's obvious he's a fuckwit with an IQ lower than your shoe size and the time was better spent doing something else. Anything else.
You wonder if there is a 'Mad Bitch' charity you might make a donation to because this one needs all the help it can get.

[Tracy Lee]

God help me, I Laughed so hard when I read this! Well done my friend, well done !

[jar]

There is the IDP and HHW that would welcome a donation.

[TerraNoir]

Crying and laughing at the same time. I haven't a clue on what this is -truly- about, but this is has been a dish. Well said!

[Cookies]

You know you're still a teenager at heart when you wonder how you always miss the juiciest gossip...

[Farmboy]

I just hope no one pees out on either side of the line.

[woosang]

Same!!

[RuiFromUK]

Pelikan Mandarin ink (thanks Rui)

You are most welcome.

It seems the ink has inspired you so much that maybe I should donate the extra Pelikan Edelstein 'Ruby' I won from Pelikan. My only concern is that it will probably throw you completely off your rail.

[Titivillus]

Yep, laughing at the comments as opposed to firing back & getting dragged down.

[Annie]

God help me, I Laughed so hard when I read this! Well done my friend, well done !

Thank you dear.

[Annie]

There is the IDP and HHW that would welcome a donation.

Idiot Ditherers Protection? Helpless Hobos Wishlist? I'll stick in five bucks for the Hobos but the Ditherers can whistle.

[Annie]

Crying and laughing at the same time. I haven't a clue on what this is -truly- about, but this is has been a dish. Well said!

It's about a dried up spinster who disapproves of my relationship.

[Annie]

Pelikan Mandarin ink (thanks Rui)

You are most welcome.

It seems the ink has inspired you so much that maybe I should donate the extra Pelikan Edelstein 'Ruby' I won from Pelikan. My only concern is that it will probably throw you completely off your rail.

Ooooh, Ruby ink. Sounds interesting. Do bring some along so we can dip test at the next geek gathering. I promise I won't do anything too bad with it.

[jar]

There is the IDP and HHW that would welcome a donation.

Idiot Ditherers Protection? Helpless Hobos Wishlist? I'll stick in five bucks for the Hobos but the Ditherers can whistle.

Institute for Destitute Prostitutes and Home for Hoary Whores.

They try to provide support for all those who laid down so much of their lives simply for others pleasure once they reach that age in life where when it's fallen they can't get it back up.

[Annie]

There is the IDP and HHW that would welcome a donation.

Idiot Ditherers Protection? Helpless Hobos Wishlist? I'll stick in five bucks for the Hobos but the Ditherers can whistle.

Institute for Destitute Prostitutes and Home for Hoary Whores.

They try to provide support for all those who laid down so much of their lives simply for others pleasure once they reach that age in life where when it's fallen they can't get it back up.

Thanks for the clarification.

[DavidDecorator]

Some bloke called Bill keeps sending you letters demanding all your pocket money.

[SteveE]

All I can say is that it is a very good thing I did not read this thread while I was still drinking my morning coffee. . . these keyboards are expensive.

[WirlWind]

You remember hating having a bedtime and then realize that nowadays you look forward to it.

[tandaina]

I take back every nap I refused as a child!

[BikerBabe]

- you hear yourself repeat your mother's or father's words to you when you were a kid, whenever you deal with your own or someone else's kids...