Buy a 50# bag of pea coal at the local feed/fuel store and crush up one pea!
Love it.Try turning that around in the male female sense of things.
Lyrics to Little Drummer Boy
Come, they told me pa-rum pum pum pum
Our newborn King to see, pa-rum pum pum pum
Our finest gifts we bring pa-rum pum pum pum
To lay before the King pa-rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum.
They say that if a joke needs explaining then it wasnt worth telling, probably accurate in this case. This joke relies on the words rubber bum pump sounding like rum pum pum pum.
Last edited by Fermata; February 10th, 2020 at 10:06 PM.
I had a chance to play this same djembe (drum) part with Bryan Stokes Mitchell a few years ago, and the thread reminded me of this:
"When Men differ in Opinion, both Sides ought equally to have the Advantage of being heard by the Publick;
and that when Truth and Error have fair Play, the former is always an overmatch for the latter."
~ Benjamin Franklin
When I was younger I dated a stewardess from Helsinki. One day I dropped her off at work and she disappeared into Finn Air.
Hark the Harelipped Angels Sing?
"Nothing is enough for the man to whom enough is too little." -Epicurus-
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