FP Geeks and Pen Nerds, What's the Difference?

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This thread is bordering on the overly intellectual and obsessive; thus we are currently leaning toward penerdery. However, if some of us perform some wild carnival acts, we will swing the pendulum back toward pengeekery. I'm going to go practice fire-eating and vicious-lion-taming. Also, I do have a mermaid living in my bathtub.