I've forgotten more of these than I can remember. Unfortunately my thick cajun accent doesn't transfer to the internet, so you'll just have to imagine it in your head.
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux go to the unemployment office. Boudreaux is the first one called and he goes to the desk. The lady asks him, "What employable skills do you have?"
Boudreaux looks confused, "What you mean?"
The lady asks, "What did you do at your last job?"
"Meh, cher, I was a pilot."
"We have several openings for pilots, fill this out, please," and sends him to the counter, pen and application in hand.
Thibodeaux is called next, "Sir, what did you do in your last job?"
"Me, I cut sugar cane."
"Do you have any other skills?"
"Nah, I just cut sugar cane."
"Well, sir, we don't we don't have any jobs available for you now."
Thibodeaux eyes her, real confused like, "Meh, cher, I don't understand. Why dontcha just gimme one of them jobs like what you just gave ole Boudreaux there."
"Sir, he has a skill that is in high demand. He's a pilot."
"Well he can't really pile it till I cut it, now can he."
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